There was this cruise tour of Alaska, and I was gone for a while, and it was great. Then there was this software update when I got back , and I deleted a file as per instructions and the COFGBLOG disappeared. Flat fuckin'
DISAPPEARED.
Gone.
TOAST.
I called the help desk. They said "UH OH...." An' the help desk called for help. The Unix witch doctors appeared, circled and chanted, and raised the COFGBLOG from the dead.